if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

(Source: joydivsion)

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: coolsgold)

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted