me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan

capnpea:

Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt

maesterfili:

my favourite thing is when young kids see that you’re coming and they run towards you and hug you like wow i get so warm and fuzzy

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life